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17:37: mumoss> 
17:42: Hz> 
17:56: Hz> OI!
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18:04: mumoss> 
18:04: mumoss> Sorry
18:04: mumoss> I'm here 
18:12: [mentat]>
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18:13: [mentat]>
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18:13: [mentat]> 
18:13: mumoss> 
18:13: mumoss> He hasn't responded yet 
18:13: mumoss> I was too busy NotBBCing
18:14: [mentat]> Weeel
18:14: [mentat]> Just like old times
18:14: mumoss> 
18:15: * mumoss slaps 
18:15: mumoss> ribbit
's RISC OS 
18:16: [mentat]> So does my mum
18:17: [mentat]> I want the full story that you were too lazy to tell me before, about RHC
18:17: [mentat]> (Ribbit promised you'd tell me!)
18:17: mumoss> Tsk
18:18: [mentat]> Tsk what?
18:20: mumoss> 
18:22: mumoss> I was all ill on Saturday 
18:22: [mentat]> Yes
18:23: [mentat]> I recommend eating less
18:23: mumoss> I don't eat that much
18:23: mumoss> But what I do eat is baaaaaaad
18:24: [mentat]> Nuggets...
18:26: mumoss> I can't afford nuggets anymore 
18:26: * mumoss needs his loan
18:27: [mentat]> Well, if you would ever spend time with me, I'd buy you some
18:28: * [mentat] Sobs
18:29: mumoss> Grah
18:29: mumoss> I never have money to travel to see you...
18:29: mumoss> I MUST get down to a ROUGOL meet
18:29: mumoss> ing
18:29: mumoss> or whatever they're called
18:30: [mentat]> ROUGOL is correct.
18:31: [mentat]> I've missed the last 2
18:31: [mentat]> and I will miss the next one 
18:31: [mentat]> But come to the December one! 
18:32: mumoss> OK 
18:32: Hz> 
18:32: Hz> Bonjour all
18:32: mumoss> WIll the special guest be someone from Castle? 




18:32: mumoss> Or will it be... erm... me. 
18:32: [mentat]>
y !!!!!!!! 


18:32: mumoss>
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:32: mumoss> ARGH
18:32: mumoss> ARGH
18:32: mumoss> HELP
18:32: Hz> Bonjour Mr Mentat
18:32: mumoss> 
18:33: mumoss> Wah
18:33: mumoss> afeiojfeiojfewiowfejiopfwjpiofjp
18:33: Hz> Bonjour 
18:33: Hz> Evenin'
18:33: [mentat]> We have signed up Jack and his new pooter for a meeting...
18:33: [mentat]> but we'll be very very lucky if it's the Dec one
18:33: Hz> Eh?
18:33: [mentat]> More likely next year I guess
18:34: mumoss> Ah well, I'm seeing it next weekend anyway 
18:34: [mentat]> How's uni, Hz?
18:34: mumoss> I shall come down to one of the meets though, promise
18:34: mumoss> Why don't you come, 
18:34: Hz> Yeah, not bad
18:34: Hz> Come to what?
18:34: [mentat]> You're never on here any more
y
18:35: [mentat]> Come to a ROUGOL Meeting, and to the SE show!
18:35: Hz> I know I know 
18:35: Hz> I'm coming to the SE show 
18:35: Hz> I've got the stoopid lectures to go to...
18:35: Hz> I used to be on here 24/7
18:35: mumoss> Yay!
18:35: mumoss> Let's all meet up at the SE show 
18:36: mumoss> I'm on here 24/7, and I've got lectures... 
18:36: Hz> Err, yeees
18:36: Hz> That you don't go to...
18:36: mumoss> Yes. 
18:36: mumoss> I *will* go this week, though
18:37: Hz> Hmm. Anyway - SE show gathering? Is it on?
18:37: [mentat]> Well, it WAS...
18:38: [mentat]> but moss is going to spend the whole time sucking Ribbit's face now 
18:38: Hz> GAH!
18:38: Hz> Is ribbit coming?
18:38: [mentat]> Ask 
18:38: mumoss> Yes 
18:39: Hz>
?
18:39: mumoss> ribbit is coming - because a) she wants to spend time with me, and b) Because she likes RISC OS 
18:39: mumoss> She was impressed with my RPC over the weekend
18:39: mumoss> And my knob
18:39: Hz> Well, we can all have a get-together then.
18:39: [mentat]> She called me a "RISCOSer" 
18:39: Hz> Shut up 
18:39: Hz> Hehehe
18:40: Hz> Does this place have a bar?
18:40: mumoss> Shut up? 
18:41: [mentat]> I imagine there will be a bar somewhere
18:41: [mentat]> we might have to leave the premesis though. Which is usually a good idea anyway 
18:41: mumoss> Or nearby 
18:41: Hz> We should meet there for a post-show gathering
18:41: [mentat]> Shut up you f*cking RISCOSer!
18:41: mumoss> I'll try to arrive by about 12:00...
18:42: mumoss> Might not be able to stay ages - ribbit has to drive me back to Devon...
18:42: [mentat]> You'll miss the best bits, then! 
18:42: Hz> Devon?
18:42: Hz> I'll be there 10:00 on the dot (hopefully)
18:42: mumoss> But I need to be rushed back for immediate sex 
18:43: Hz> Ribbit this ribbit that ... you're bessotted 
18:43: mumoss> Devon; that's where she lives 
18:43: mumoss> I'm travelling down there Friday night...
18:43: * Hz treads on
very hard
18:43: Hz> Might I ask which part of Devon?
18:43: [mentat]> Don't get him started, Hz...
18:43: * Hz lives/lived in Devon
18:44: mumoss> Honiton 
18:44: mumoss> You?
18:44: Hz> Not very far away...
18:45: [mentat]> Farscape in a minute... 
18:45: Hz> A bit further down the A38(0)
18:45: [mentat]> You should all move to London 
18:45: Hz> I'm in Soton - not too far away
18:46: Hz>
- did you ever get my text message?
18:46: [mentat]> Erm, no.
18:46: [mentat]> What did it say?
18:47: [mentat]> (I get so many
)
18:47: Hz> About the ol' london visit
18:47: Hz> Months ago
18:48: mumoss>
's getting through us all 


18:49: [mentat]> What did the txt say,
?
18:49: Hz> Erm, "I'm coming to London - do you want to meet up at Canary Wharf?"
18:50: Hz> Anyway, too late now...
18:50: [mentat]> Awwh, Aeryn's returned to Farscape, and she's crying...
18:51: [mentat]> it's all so emotional
18:52: Hz> Oh god - that's a crap program
18:52: [mentat]> 


18:52: Hz> It is!
18:52: [mentat]>
- do something!
18:54: mumoss> I can't
18:54: mumoss> I *know* it's good
18:54: mumoss> But I've never watched it properly
18:55: mumoss> But from little I've seen, it looks *excellent*
18:56: Hz> Dubious
18:56: [mentat]> It is!
18:56: mumoss> Gah - why on Windows is the close button next to the maximise 








18:57: Hz> So that it's pot luck which action is taken 
18:57: [mentat]> Cos it's s***e
18:58: mumoss> It smells 
18:58: mumoss> I'm always doing it, because I'm crap
18:58: Hz> Then don't use it
18:59: Hz> Or maximise by double-clickingthe caption
18:59: mumoss> Hmm; good point
18:59: Hz> Anyway, I'm off now... byeeeee 
18:59: mumoss> I don't know Windows well at all...
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18:59: mumoss> Bye
, you Farscape-hating freak
18:59: mumoss> 


19:01: [mentat]> Awwh
19:01: [mentat]> He's gone 
19:01: mumoss> 
19:03: mumoss> 
19:03: [mentat]> Hilarious Aussie extras on Farscape
19:04: mumoss> I wish I'd seen it from the start
19:05: mumoss> TELL ME WHEN THEY SHOW SEASON 1.
19:05: [mentat]> I'll let you know if it's ever repeated. 
19:06: mumoss> It will be
19:06: mumoss> I can't believe it's cancelled
19:06: mumoss> And it's my fault for not watching it 
19:08: [mentat]> Yes
19:08: [mentat]> Your bad
19:09: [mentat]> Hmm, just you and I on here...
19:09: mumoss> Cor!
19:09: * mumoss fondles
's balls
19:11: [mentat]> Youch! Not so hard!
19:12: mumoss> I could say the same for you 
19:14: [mentat]> Leave my wood out of this...
19:14: [mentat]> ... and I'll leave my wood out of you!
19:16: mumoss> Good plan.
19:16: * mumoss licks 
19:16: [mentat]> Sigh. You're no fun.
19:17: * [mentat] defecates 
19:17: mumoss> 
19:17: mumoss> 








19:17: mumoss> 
19:17: mumoss> 
19:21: mumoss> Watch the PPG movie.
19:21: mumoss> It's great.
19:23: [mentat]> You
it!
19:23: [mentat]> (PPG?)
19:24: mumoss> Powerpuff Girls
19:24: mumoss> Cartoon Network?
19:24: mumoss> The best cartoon ever 
19:25: [mentat]> ah
19:25: [mentat]> What's this Ed Jefferson about?
19:27: mumoss> Ed Jefferson = Edje
19:27: [mentat]> Oh I see
19:27: * [mentat] slaps own head
19:28: [mentat]> So why do you want to hump Rob, then?
19:28: mumoss> 








19:28: mumoss> You're talking to him?
19:28: mumoss> You are silly 
19:28: [mentat]> Farscape so cool
19:28: [mentat]> Sorry?
19:29: [mentat]> Why what eh?
19:30: [mentat]> Awwh, farscape so poignant!
19:31: mumoss> DON'T TALK TO ED JEFFERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:31: mumoss> Not if he's going to tell you things like that, anyway 
19:31: mumoss> Is it Season 4 on now?
19:31: [mentat]> What makes you think that he said that?
19:31: [mentat]> (yes, S4)
19:31: [mentat]> Was edje at the meetup?
19:32: mumoss> Well, you couldn't have found out from anyone else 
19:32: mumoss> Yep, he was
19:32: mumoss> (see the photos)
19:33: [mentat]> So it's TRUE!
19:33: [mentat]> What did he look like? What pic is he in? URL me
19:35: mumoss> Tsk
19:35: mumoss> It's a joke 
19:35: mumoss> And just find the NotBBC Gallery and look him up for yourself 
19:36: [mentat]> I have a slow connection, you're at uni... help me out
19:36: mumoss> Grah
19:36: mumoss> OK
19:39: mumoss> http://www.frogger.uklinux.net/gallery/thumb/400meet_1.jpg
19:39: mumoss> Ed is on the RIGHT
19:39: [mentat]> of who? Ribbit?
19:40: mumoss> of the picture, you t**t!
19:40: [mentat]> (I'm chatting to SpankY on MSN - which is why he loves me but not you!
)
19:40: mumoss> (and get rid of the swear word filter on this)
19:41: [mentat]> Yeah, I will take out that filter when I have time to dredge through flamey/ACP/Kinetic's messy PHP 
19:42: [mentat]> I will put in a new, more comical filter 
19:42: [mentat]> According to Jon, who did the original captions, that pic is of: Ribbit, moss, squidy and Stocky
19:43: mumoss> He's wrong
19:43: mumoss> See the next comment
19:43: [mentat]> Ah, me reads rest.
19:43: mumoss> Trust me, it's Edje
19:43: [mentat]> OK
19:43: * mumoss likes the idea of a new s***r w**d ******
19:43: [mentat]> Well, it won't be a swear word filter, as such
19:44: mumoss> c**k
19:45: [mentat]> Anyway, enough about that... it won't happen for a while
19:46: [mentat]> I've put in motion events that may lead to access to the playpen for all Penmasters...
19:46: [mentat]> I have set in motion events that may see access to the playpen for all penmasters...
19:46: [mentat]> F U C K !!!
19:46: [mentat]> Damn this chat / Fresco / s***e net con
19:47: mumoss> 
19:47: mumoss> 
19:47: mumoss> What events? 
19:51: [mentat]> Aha...! 
19:51: * [mentat] listens to Disco Kandi 
19:51: mumoss> 
19:51: mumoss> Disco Kandi = ?
19:53: +++ [mentat] has changed the topic to 'http://www.hedkandi.com'
19:54: [mentat]> I am working on abusing a remote web template editor of Rich's so that people can create/edit their own pen pages etc etc
19:54: [mentat]> Except it's a bit complex
19:54: [mentat]> And I won't get around to sorting it our for a while, methinks
19:54: [mentat]> Rich emailed me about it today - but his email was Loooooong!
19:54: [mentat]> Keep this hush, btw.
19:54: [mentat]> 


19:55: mumoss> OK 
19:55: mumoss> I have no idea what you're on about 
19:56: mumoss> I did get a reply from rich about the metaportal - he had filtered out my Yahoo! address 
19:56: mumoss> He basically said "Good idea", so I'll work on that when I know my PHP...
19:56: [mentat]> What was your metap idea again?
19:58: * [mentat] taps foot to funky disco jazzy house CD YEAH! 
19:59: mumoss> Take feeds from all the RISC OS news sites (those that have them) and create a one-stop-shop for all your RISC OS news needs 
19:59: [mentat]> Why is edje so wierd then? You never said. Isn't he mates with the great RobS?
19:59: mumoss> (It'd basically be links to the various articles)
20:00: mumoss> Edje is great. I was just shocked about you suddenly knowing what I was talking about with him
20:00: [mentat]> Ah you'd better watch out with that - someone else has a similar idea in the pipes
20:00: mumoss> b****cks 
20:00: [mentat]> Oh right - I took it seriously when you said not to talk to him!
20:00: mumoss> Who? I mentioned it a while ago in various places... 
20:01: [mentat]> I think it's an original idea, and I don't know I should say who it is
20:02: mumoss> Original idea by them?
20:02: [mentat]> Give me something I can shock Edje back with then, since he told me that.
20:02: mumoss> I want to shag my mum 
20:03: [mentat]> (By them AND by you - independently)
20:03: [mentat]> That wasn't quite what I had in mind.
20:04: mumoss> Ah, right...
20:04: mumoss> There's only feeds from Iconbar, Acorn Arcade, and riscos.org
20:04: mumoss> I was going to also get a csaa feed
20:05: mumoss> I was *considering* doing some HTML parsing for the other sites, but I'd ask their permission
20:05: [mentat]> I'm sure drobe used to have a feed? Or could easily do one.
20:05: mumoss> There would also be a load of links to various places, including all the news pages of various companies
20:06: mumoss> Yes, I could get one from drobe I think (rich said they used to have one)
20:06: mumoss> Do I know who it is who's doing it?
20:07: [mentat]> Eh?
20:08: mumoss> The person who had the same idea...
20:09: [mentat]> Oh right. They are known.
20:10: mumoss> Bah
20:10: mumoss> I might let them do it then; they've probably got more right to do it than me 
20:11: [mentat]> Naah
20:12: [mentat]> Whoever gets there first. You have equal rights on it, IMO
20:13: [mentat]> But don't worry, I will let you know if I hear that they've actually made any progress on it...
20:13: [mentat]> Answer my last notBBC IM message!!!!! 
20:14: mumoss> I will do 
20:14: mumoss> Problem is, I'm nowhere near - but as soon as I learn PHP, I'll be able to do it vaguely quickly
20:14: mumoss> I might try and speed it up 
20:14: [mentat]> Gotta run in a mo
20:14: [mentat]> being picked up by Furby
20:15: [mentat]> He's taking me for a quick session
20:16: [mentat]> AT THE GYM! 
20:16: mumoss> FURBY 




20:16: [mentat]> Also, I have emailed you.
20:16: mumoss> I hate the gym. I never go 
20:16: * mumoss will check his email
20:17: [mentat]> later...
20:17: [mentat]> 
(if this was MSN I could kiss you!)
20:19: mumoss> 
20:19: mumoss> Bye 
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21:01: Chox> hm
21:01: Chox> http://www.drobe.co.uk/ <- updated
21:10: takkaria> moo
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