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17:57: Andrew C. Poole> /nick Boring...
17:57: Andrew C. Poole> /topic Boring...
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17:57: Andrew C. Poole> that's got it]
17:59: * Andrew C. Poole wonders where web-help.info went
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19:05: Kinetic>

19:06: Kinetic> http://www.web-help.info/

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20:05: mumoss>

20:06: mumoss>

20:08: mumoss>

20:09: [mentat]> That's enough smileys
20:09: [mentat]> I wish you'd get your RiscPC on the net and IRC / MSN
20:09: [mentat]> Cos I really can't be a**ed emailing you much when you so rarely respond

20:11: [mentat]> anyway
20:11: [mentat]> the pinto thread is hilarious
20:12: mumoss> I know
20:12: mumoss> (I do respond some of the time, more so recently :frown

20:12: mumoss>

20:12: mumoss> )
20:13: mumoss> But the pinto stuff is less hilarious when viewed in context
20:13: mumoss> I mean, I've seen it all before, loads of times

20:20: mumoss>

20:20: [mentat]> refresh the pinto thread and check out my last post
20:20: [mentat]> I think I may have overdone it rather
20:20: [mentat]>

20:22: [mentat]> OK, my second to last post, now.
20:22: mumoss> I've read it

20:23: mumoss> You make some v. good points, and that's from coming *outside* the argument...
20:23: [mentat]> Do you approve?
20:23: mumoss> As you say, you can't complain about someone's behavior in an argument if you're involved...
20:23: mumoss> And I like pointless rudeness too

20:24: [mentat]> I knew YOU'D like it
20:24: [mentat]> I wonder if I'll get in trouble
20:24: mumoss> Nope
20:25: mumoss> You've just said what everyone else has
20:25: mumoss> Only in a rougher way

20:28: [mentat]> I like to be rough
20:28: mumoss> Rob's good at dealing with this kind of thing too

20:28: * mumoss wants

to be rough to him

20:31: [mentat]> see the not bbc north meetup thread thing
20:33: mumoss> OK
20:34: mumoss> Silly boy

20:35: [mentat]> whaaaaaat?
20:35: mumoss>

20:35: mumoss> I thought the fact I wore a skirt was secret

20:36: [mentat]> oh
20:36: [mentat]> sorry
20:37: [mentat]> ooh, dave's just given me some more ammo
20:41: [mentat]> update Pinto thread index now
20:41: mumoss>

20:41: mumoss> OK
20:42: mumoss> Very good, dear

20:43: mumoss> Incidentally, I've just been to McDonalds - as they gave me the box of 20 nuggets, they said "I hope you're hungry"
20:43: mumoss> There were about 30 in there

20:43: [mentat]> fools
20:43: mumoss> Must have been getting rid of them...
20:43: mumoss> It was nice

20:43: [mentat]> Wow - that's so cool

20:43: [mentat]> If I was /really/ hungry, I bet I could eat 40...
20:46: mumoss> I couldn't finish my Supersize fries, though...
20:46: mumoss> I felt a bit ill
20:46: * mumoss is a pussy
20:48: * [mentat] eats pussy for breakfast
20:49: mumoss> This morning?
20:50: [mentat]> Erm, well, no. Not THIS morning
20:53: mumoss>

20:53: mumoss> Not Judy's, then
20:53: mumoss> ...

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20:53: ribbit> Hello!
20:54: ribbit> It's me! Horray!
20:55: mumoss>

20:55: mumoss>

disappeared

20:55: ribbit> HOW MANY NUGGETS?
20:55: ribbit>

20:56: mumoss> It's not my fault

20:56: mumoss> They gave me 10 more than was neccesary!
20:57: ribbit> Tut
20:57: ribbit> You didn't have to eat them all....
20:58: mumoss> I didn't eat all the fries
20:58: mumoss> I couldn't manage it

20:58: mumoss> I tried...
20:58: [mentat]> Yes he did, he's a fat pig
20:59: mumoss>

20:59: ribbit> Hello tatty

20:59: [mentat]> (connection time out)
20:59: [mentat]> Hello Bitty
20:59: ribbit> Oops
20:59: [mentat]> I mean, Ribby
20:59: ribbit> How are you, dear?
20:59: [mentat]> Owh, I'm so confused
21:00: [mentat]> I am very very tired
21:00: ribbit> But why, sweet one?
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21:00: mumoss>

21:00: [mentat]>

21:00: mumoss> It's like the old days!

21:00: ribbit> Hello Kin
21:00: [mentat]> Had a very early start this am

21:01: ribbit> Go to bed, tatty
21:01: [mentat]> And a very heavy weekend
21:01: ribbit> Poor lad
21:01: [mentat]> with excessive travel
21:01: [mentat]> Come with me, Bitty
21:01: ribbit> Ooh, I say
21:02: ribbit> Do you want tucking in?
21:02: mumoss>

gone
21:02: mumoss> WHAT A SLAPPER!
21:02: ribbit> He saw us, and was scared
21:02: ribbit> That's me, apprantely

21:03: mumoss> S L A P P E R
21:03: mumoss> Tart

21:03: ribbit> It's true

21:04: ribbit> What can I do?
21:04: ribbit> Or, what WILL I do for a fiver?
21:04: mumoss> Come up to Middlesbrough immediately
21:04: mumoss> And give me a blowjob

21:05: ribbit> It'll cost more than that in petrol

21:05: ribbit> Us tarts have to cover our overheads
21:05: mumoss> Wah :cry:
21:06: mumoss> You're

21:06: [mentat]> I would go to bed, but I'm having FAR too much fun on the NB forums this evening
21:06: [mentat]> (which is unusual)
21:07: mumoss> Well, they've quietened down now

21:07: [mentat]> And I've also got to shower and go to the pub in a moment...
21:07: * Knox gives mumoss a diet coke

21:07: ribbit> You're being very funny, tatty

21:07: ribbit> The pub? You have a life? How dare you!
21:08: [mentat]> Really?
21:08: mumoss> Who's here?
21:08: Knox> mumoss, ribbit & [mentat] are in the room.
21:08: [mentat]> I thought I was just being a t**t
21:08: mumoss>

21:08: * mumoss was impressed with

's postings
21:09: ribbit> You were most amusing, snakey
21:09: [mentat]> Ribby - my weekend was the very definition of "life"
21:09: ribbit> Hello Knox!
21:09: [mentat]> except that I didn't snog anyone
21:09: ribbit> You lucky b****r
21:09: * [mentat] punches knox on the nose
21:10: ribbit> oops
21:10: mumoss> Knox
21:10: ribbit> Why doesn't it censor 'tart'

21:10: mumoss>

21:10: mumoss> f u c k e r
21:11: mumoss> Look at this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo/
21:11: ribbit> Naughty moss
21:11: mumoss> The Nick Robinson in the proggy is *NOT* the NR, the BBC News24 political correspondent...
21:11: mumoss> Someone as messed up

21:11: ribbit> Ha ha!
21:12: [mentat]> In the last 5 days I think I've spent more time on trains and gone to more places than ever before in my life
21:12: ribbit> I'm missing that lezzie prog!
21:12: ribbit> Well done tatty
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21:13: mumoss> Lezzy proggy?

21:13: mumoss> I want see it!
21:13: [mentat]> Excessive work drinks, escessive work travel. I think this has to stop
21:13: [mentat]> Would you like some lesbian pr0n links,

?
21:13: mumoss> No
21:14: mumoss> I can't view them here

21:14: [mentat]> ooh, dave has replied
21:14: mumoss> dave has responded to you in the cakeshop, snakey...
21:14: mumoss>

21:15: [mentat]> http://www.frogger.uklinux.net/news/build.php?root_id=5203
21:15: [mentat]> that ILP gets all over the palce
21:16: [mentat]> (I swear I type place)
21:16: ribbit> Doesn't he just?

21:16: ribbit> HE, not she
21:17: mumoss> Is Chox ever in here?
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21:20: mumoss> mongrel['s being very amusing tonight too

21:20: mumoss> mongrel's
21:20: ribbit> Dirty boy
21:21: * mumoss licks ribbit's nipples
21:21: mumoss> I wonder why

didn't stay

21:21: mumoss> I WANT HIM TO SEE ME LICK RIBBIT'S NIPPLES
21:22: ribbit> It'll put your camera to good use
21:22: mumoss> NWC's just been *very* amusing in the CF!
21:22: mumoss> I *love* the 'frothing at the moth'

21:22: mumoss> That Mogwai made the other day...
21:22: ribbit> Oh...I'll look
21:23: [mentat]> Just replied to dave
21:23: [mentat]> What thread is this frothing in?
21:24: ribbit> The meet one; v funny

21:25: mumoss> "I'M DISABLED! PLEASE HELP ME!"
21:25: mumoss>

21:26: [mentat]> LOL
21:26: [mentat]> It is rather good
21:27: ribbit> I'm waiting for ILP's reply
21:27: ribbit> But not for very long
21:31: * Knox gives mumoss a pint of fart-juice

21:32: mumoss> dave's just been in the CS again

21:32: mumoss> And when I say 'been', yes, I mean shat everywhere
21:33: mumoss> WELL, HE MAY HAS WELL HAVE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
21:34: * [mentat] looks
21:35: * mumoss farts
21:36: ribbit> Oh dear
21:36: * mumoss farts
21:37: * mumoss farts again
21:37: * mumoss does another fart
21:37: * mumoss fa...
21:37: mumoss> erm
21:37: mumoss> help
21:37: mumoss> juice has just come out
21:37: mumoss> argh
21:37: ribbit> *looks the other way*
21:38: ribbit> How do you do that thingy?

21:38: mumoss> What thingy?
21:39: ribbit> Where you *do* something
21:39: mumoss> Use /me - like on IRC
21:39: mumoss> Silly girl
21:39: mumoss> There's also a Help button

21:41: ribbit> Oh
21:41: * ribbit blushes
21:41: ribbit> I wasn't sure about the rules
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21:42: * mumoss cuddles ribbit
21:42: mumoss> There there
21:42: mumoss> It's not your fault you're a daft cow
21:42: mumoss> If you weren't, you wouldn't be shagging me, would you?
21:42: * ribbit sniffs
21:43: ribbit> That's true

21:43: ribbit> Help! I need somebody!#
21:44: mumoss>

21:44: mumoss>

21:44: mumoss> I

21:46: mumoss> I :love: my :ribbit:
21:46: * mumoss cuddles his ribbit!
21:46: mumoss> LOOK IN THE VISIONS THREAD IN THE CAKESHOP!
21:46: mumoss>

21:46: ribbit> Aww
21:46: mumoss> Naughty dave.
21:47: ribbit> killme is very lovely
21:47: mumoss> I know

21:48: * ribbit is shocked at dave
21:48: ribbit> He's invited me along to a gig on Mon, and said I don't have to pay him for the ticket
21:48: mumoss> I didn't expect that
21:48: ribbit> kill me, that is
21:49: mumoss> He's well and truely lost the argument

21:49: * [mentat] takes this piss out of dave
21:49: mumoss> Oooh, which gig?
21:49: ribbit> The Coral
21:51: mumoss> The what?

21:51: mumoss> (Dave has just made a right fool of himself. Herpes? Is he six?)
21:52: ribbit> I knew you wouldn't know

21:52: mumoss> Ho ho! Dave has GONE!
21:52: ribbit> They're good
21:52: mumoss>

21:52: mumoss> I don't know the,m

21:52: mumoss> them
21:53: mumoss> gotta go in a sec
21:53: mumoss> Should leave by 5 to
21:55: mumoss> BYE!

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21:56: * mumoss cuddles ribbit lots and lots
21:56: mumoss> Bye!
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